For my fan fiction comedy night Dear Harry/Spock I read out some classic Sweet Valley High fan fic, which I would like to share with you. Sweet Valley high was a popular young adult book series, which began in 1983 and spawned over 152 books, all of which I owned. It was set in California … More Sweet Valley High Fan-Fiction
Here is my scripted Gilmore Girls fan fiction from last month’s comedy fan fiction night Dear Harry/Spock: It should be noted I played all parts, apart from Rory.Coz yuck.
I have been trying to find a milk substitute for the last few weeks. Stuff which isn’t water or orange juice (doesn’t go well with porridge) so am trying out all the possible things you can have and rating them out of 10. Everyone tells me how bad milk is for me, how we are … More The Perfect Milk Substitute
Writing is hard guys. Sometimes you need outside sources to spark your imagination fire. Gazing at that wall at home and masturbating is fine for a while, but sometimes you need boundaries to stop you. That’s why I go to coffee shops. Not only do they serve delicious caffeinated beverages but they also frown on … More Writers guide to Bristol: Coffee Shops
We all love movies, right? But how do the movies writers come up with all those ingenious original plot lines? I am going to show you how (you’re welcome) by coming up with some hot movie premises simply by using the power of observation. I take a mundane event in my fabulous life, and I hollywoodize … More HOLLYWOODIZE THAT SHIT
My name is Sally Studio, renowned Hollywood scriptwriter, and I here to teach you how to pitch a movie to the big boys – the producers, directors, and keepers of those pearly celluloid movie gates. Firstly you need to have written a movie. That’s very important. Secondly it should either have explosions, a quippy dinosaur, … More How to Pitch a Movie to Hollywood!
1. Get a cool chin scar. 2. Forget I made this list. 3. Stop playing the “What Would Happen Next if this was a Horror Film?” game whenever I am alone at night 4. Learn to accept compliments by acknowledging each one with the words “I know right?” 5. Stop comparing myself to friends. As in … More New Years Rez for 2016
Christmas Trees! Everythings red! Father Christmas! WHY WHY WHY? Christmas, an excuse to get drunk before lunch. And traditions. And farty sprout bums. And goodwill to all people. But mostly traditions. But why all these traditions? Is it because of the Christmas police, who burst through our doors every year, waving their batons and screaming … More Christmas Traditions – Why?
For Him: For Her: For Mum: For Nan: For Dad: For the kids:
Heartfelt review of Jean-Luc Picard and Me from Emma O’Brien, who saw it at The Edinburgh Fringe on its first day. Boy was I a big old scared mess. It was originally meant for The Skinny, but they didn’t have space for it – so I am keeping it here, coz it’s so lovely and well written … More Jean Luc Picard and Me Review