Writing is hard guys. Sometimes you need outside sources to spark your imagination fire. Gazing at that wall at home and masturbating is fine for a while, but sometimes you need boundaries to stop you. That’s why I go to coffee shops. Not only do they serve delicious caffeinated beverages but they also frown on … More Writers guide to Bristol: Coffee Shops
Hollywood Starlets Kate Hudson’s recently let Women’s Health in on her EXCLUSIVE week long eating plan. You can read it by clicking on the link below. http://www.womenshealthmag.co.uk/weight-loss/healthy-eating/4589/exclusive-what-kate-hudson-eats-in-a-week/ It really inspired me. I found it to be a highly achievable and incredibly practical EXCLUSIVE diet plan (however Women’s Health got it, I will never know) and … More Kate Hudson’s Healthy Eating Plan Can Kiss My Butt
So you have written a movie, and it’s a great movie. There are explosions, quipping dinosaurs, a teenage girl who is beautiful (but not offensively so), a chosen one, a meet cute in a cereal cafe, talking pugs, pirates and a finale so grand it doubles up as both a romantic chase sequence, where your hero has to stop that girl … More Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Pitching a Film.
Over the weekend I was lucky enough to be selected as a Festival Writer for In Between Time, an international festival of performance held in Bristol. I was given a shiny pass, which said Press on it, so naturally I put on my Press hat, cried “what a scoop!” and headed down to the festival. The festival had programmed an … More Review: In Between Time Festival
Welcome to the part of the blog where I rally against my impending 30th by rating my life against the life a woman’s lifestyle website says I should be having by now. (See previous installment – 20 things women should stop wearing after 30) How do I compare to the milestones and goals set by the magical wizard women, who would … More 20 Things Every Woman Should Have Done by the Time she is 30
In less then 5 months I am going to hit the big 3-0 and a deep feeling of shame and regret burns through my abdomen, differing slightly from the giddy excitement I felt upon finally 8, 12 or even 18. Turning 8 meant being allowed to stay up an extra fifteen minutes each evening. Turning 12 meant seeing Ace Ventura Pet Detective at the cinema and … More 20 things women should stop wearing after age 30
Ladies, it is good to get a little angry about things that piss you off in life, but there is little point staying angry. Staying angry will only give you stomach ulcers and frown lines, and frown lines will age you quicker than drinking sherry, using stannah stairlifts or being a little bit racist.
A Open Letter to The Men in White Vans, who Beep or Shout at Me Whilst I am Out Running, To all the men in white vans who shout or beep their horns at me when I am out running, please stop trying to give me running advice. I know as amateur sports coaches you can’t … More A Open Letter to The Men in White Vans, who Beep or Shout at Me Whilst I am Out Running,
Hard hitting news site Cosmopolitan recently published a groundbreaking article on reasons why being in love is da absolute bestest. It’s like, the worst thing I have ever read. It’s like, ‘Reasons why being in love is the best….. if you’re really into being emotionally abused by a man.’ Seriously, Cosmo, stop making young women feel like a guy … More 18 Reasons Being in Love is the Best!
Ladies, remember being young and awkward? With stretch marks and wonky boobs and a layer on downy hair all over your body? And this weird wisp of hair on the front of your head that almost seemed like a fringe, but more like the fringe of a baby which had been stolen from them and stuck to your forehead as they slept, and you could do nothing … More Skymall Magazine!